I was looking though a collection of old videos that I have and I came across FLESH GORDON, perhaps the funniest movie I've ever seen, and it got me thinking about the intentionally funny porn movies of the past. I came up with, The case of the smiling stiffs, Gums, or was that just straight parody, Shame of the jungle and Fritz the cat. Then I hit a blank. Can anyone add to the list?

"Sheepless in Montana"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Never saw it, but I know there was a porn called "Geriatric Park" that came out soon after "Jurassic Park".

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

There was the obviously extreme low-budget "Tarz, Jane, Cheetah & Boy"...I think that one finally got pulled for trademark infringement by the estate of ERB, but it was the nadir of cheap bad film making, complete with mismatched lighting, bad continuity, & the cheesiest looking mechanical croc (there only to bite Tarz' pecker off) ever committed to film...I saw the soft-core edit, but there was enough left in to see that the sex scenes were probably pretty good...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Always though Flesh Gordon was pretty good, too.

Another was Murder on the Orient X-press. As I recall (and it's been a lot of years ago), the movie was pretty well made with more of a story line than most.

Not porn, but the nudist film "Julie" was good. Dealt with a young lady who had to do a college research paper on the nudist lifestyle with the help (??) of her boyfriend. Very nicely done with some humor and cute scenes.

Also saw a bi-sexual film called Miss Kitty's Litter which was pretty good. I think about three or four mini-stories all taking place in an "old west" setting. Surprisingly elaborate scenes.

I forgot to mention that I found "Flesh Gordon & the Sex Ray" to be about the best ever porn/satire ever made...the high point for me was the claymation monster, animated as well as any regular sci-fi flick...he did the whole Fay Wray bit with the heroine, plus he fulfilled all our fantasies by ripping her blouse off...also my wife & I were both ROFLMAO when one of Dr Wang's soldiers adressed him as "Your Assholiness"

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Flesh Gordon rules.

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In some ways it's a shame that Flesh Gordon is a porn movie because it really deserves a bigger audience.

I think there was one called "Forrest Hump" back in 94 or 95...

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Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I think the majority of the 8mm films were pretty funny, especially the B&W. There was one VCR tape that was actually done too well. The costumes, sets, cinematography and sound in Fantasex Island were done so well that any reference to Fantasy Island, brought it to mind. The moans even seemed to be coming from the actors instead of sound-on-sound on top of really bad music. They followed the format and theme so well that even the sex scene separators of the midget 'Poopoo' not being able to get laid at the place where 'Mr. Dork' got everybody fucked, was funny.

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Inside Desiree Cousteau anybody?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

"Pornocchio...it's not his nose that grows"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OH NO! RUNAWAY FINGER NAILS!

There was also 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' I seem to remember...Oh, the hilarity...

The Da Vinci Load is one aswell, to keep things contemporary

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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang