for your most intimate of areas?

I'm not looking for something crude or vulgar, but something sweet. Something romantic and loving.

This is for men and women, btw.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

My favorite was one that I had for a girlfriend back in college. At the time, the TV show ALF was popular. I loved the show and got to where I could do a decent impersonation of ALF and did it one night when we were having a particularly fun time in bed. She got to laughing and said that we should name "her" after the cat on the TV show because ALF loved to eat cats. The cat was named Lucky and well..........


And so we named "her" Lucky.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I told my kids that they have peniwinkles at Ruby Tuesday's last Friday just to make the squeal like girls. I of course have a Va-jay-jay

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

My breasts are called "agendas number 1 and 2" - my husband has a sole agenda for them, all the time.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

We are incredibly original with our private bits.

My breast are known as, The Girls. Then there is Pussy and Cock. I'm not kidding, that is what we really call them. As if they were real personalities and don't you know sometimes they are!!

I do have a girl friend that refers to her lower part as, her Cookie.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I suppose mine most often gets referred to as 'Kitty-kit' but I can't say I'm a huge fan of that - it's silly and a bit cutesy for my liking, but then Fussy and I are often silly and cutesy together....

Can honestly say we don't refer to Fussy's as anything in particular but he always refers to our little one's 'bits' as 'bibbly-bobblies'. I have no idea where he got that from!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Does Fussy work with old people?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Ephelump and Woozle. <---don't do a spell check - I spell them differently all the time.

And Mr. Lixy has the cutest little lispy way of saying woozle. OMG...he's gonna kill me for this!

I guess you can attribute it to Winnie the Pooh but we don't associate them with that anymore.

And don't tell anyone I told you this!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

"Woozle"

She said Woozle








Woozle Woozle



Woozle

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Weren't you taught not to speak with your mouth full?

Under those circumstances, most likely to be a wwrgwwrsle and a goodgellelgl.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

ROFLMFAO@^^^^^^^you two!

to PF for blabbing!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

agAin? ..............................

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*giggle*

Now I spose you'll want me to rub them all better...eh?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

/me quickly kicks myself in the nuts too!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

This...I gotta see!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~