Because silky PANTIES are a divine inspiration from god, I do not consider them a human invention. Mankind has come up with some pretty neat thing over the ages though.

One of my favorites is the way the M&M company preserves and safeguards chocolate. What other food substance can you find when you move the couch......... blow on it .........and ?

What invention is one of your fondest and continues to please you?

__________________

Easily the internet.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Not sure I can think of any food that, when I find it under a cushion or something, that I blow it off and chomp it down.

Inventions I'm fond of and use almost every day: Soap.

Hot running water. I took it for granted until I went to India.

I have this mascara that makes my lashes look reallllllllly loooooooooooooooong...I thank it daily.

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

With the nasty weather outside, I would have to say (at least for today) indoor toilets...& of course, the inventor, whose name we invoke every day...

Thomas Crapper

(for those who might have wondered where the word came from)


Does anybody else ever wonder what the greatest thing before sliced bread was?

__________________
Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

A knife?

__________________

A nebulizer that I can use at home. It makes getting a breathing treatment much more convenient than it was when I was a kid and had to go to the doctor to use one. The one I have now is small enough that I can take it with me pretty much anywhere I may need it.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Sorry for being a geek and a kill-joy but Crapper never invented the toilet just helped make it popular......

I thank god daily for the great substance that is Coffee!

__________________
its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

Shoes are nice.

Toilet paper is a good thing.

__________________

That's getting the bottom of things.

Beats that old prickly leaf. God I hate those stinging nettles. Terrible to have poison ivy.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I have this thing about my hair and I'm most grateful for the flat iron, red dye, and shine spray.

__________________
Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

the nuke box.

and baby crack (aka baby einstein videos)

__________________
Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Amen to that.....I can't begin to function (no comments from the peanut gallery on that!!!) without having my first cup o'coffee in the morning that is for certain.