06-01-2005, 01:56 PM
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Dr. F-Lil
You got problems, everyone's got problems, lets hear 'em, expose 'em to the air so they don't get all funky growing in the dark like mold on old shoes. My advice ain't any better than a toad swallering a banana but we'll get a kick out of watching it squirm.
Spill....
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06-01-2005, 02:00 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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<---thought you were Dr. Lucy Van Pelt.
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06-01-2005, 02:02 PM
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Shhh purty lady I'm a jack of all trades... tell Dr FLil, what's riding your ass like a pair of hoochie mama shorts?
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06-01-2005, 02:06 PM
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Warning: My advice ain't for the weak of heart or bladder...better get you some of them Depends, on stand by.
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06-01-2005, 02:09 PM
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Well Dr. FLil, you see, there's a bunch of really hot ladies, at a certain website, that I want to put my tallywhacker to, but they all live 483904823094832098432 miles away. What should I do?
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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06-01-2005, 02:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aqua
Well Dr. FLil, you see, there's a bunch of really hot ladies, at a certain website, that I want to put my tallywhacker to, but they all live 483904823094832098432 miles away. What should I do?
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Buy yerself one of these here Tallywhacker Stackers available at my website www.drflilrobsyourassblind.com that will make your schlong long and have those ladies purring like pussies with their paws in the milkman's pants before ya know it, and ya won't even have to leave the comfort of your potty paradise.
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06-01-2005, 02:08 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Shhh purty lady I'm a jack of all trades... tell Dr FLil, what's riding your ass like a pair of hoochie mama shorts?
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Nothing...unfortunately.
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06-01-2005, 02:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IAKaraokeGirl
Nothing...unfortunately.
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well what you need purty lady is a cowboy to break in I hear ones with bald heads make the best pony boys
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06-01-2005, 02:11 PM
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LMAO @ ^^^.
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06-01-2005, 02:12 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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/me is hard at work on his second bald head
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We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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06-01-2005, 07:17 PM
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~Imaginary lover~
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I can't believe you're saying this. And what if it injures another Pixie member?
This is NOT GOOD! That's OK I'll pass thank you.
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06-01-2005, 07:25 PM
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Oh you know Dr. FLil doesn't tackle any problems harder than some charcoal squeezed between some fat buttcheeks...and the advice....well it damn sure ain't worth the diamond it could become.
Take it back...just tell me your superficial problems like how to turn the other cheek when you are shackled to the barn door.
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06-01-2005, 07:34 PM
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Insatiable
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Dr FLil, the lady at the drycleaner thinks I'm hot and wants to fuck my brains out. She told me to come by after hours for some special service.
What do I do?
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06-01-2005, 07:40 PM
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Bring an umbrella to match the raincoat you best be wearing and buy new luggage cause your mrs. ain't gonna put up with you hound doggin' unless you get her a really good deal on the dry cleanin'.
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06-01-2005, 07:47 PM
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Insatiable
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilith
Bring an umbrella to match the raincoat you best be wearing and buy new luggage cause your mrs. ain't gonna put up with you hound doggin' unless you get her a really good deal on the dry cleanin'.
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I guess that means I need to find a new dry cleaner.
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