the cat who won't leave the closet door alone. I guess I could understand it if he was comming out of the closet.

not being able to pee on cue

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A couple of things:

~ The mosquito bites I got last night at the ballgame are itching to beat all hell. One on my right ankle and behind my right ear in particular.

~ I can't seem to stop obsessing about finanaces for my upcoming trip even though everything is already paid for and I've got plenty of money available for the damn trip.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Um...female troubles. Sometimes I hate being a girl!

Oh, and the giant fever blister on my lower lip

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

We just need to get the right cream on it.

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That I still have one more final before I can officially be on vacation and he won't give me any good lovin' until then!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

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