02-05-2003, 06:57 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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~Fortunatey................Unfortunately~
That's right.
Another forum game. Stolen. So slap me silly.
In this one, I'll set out a story on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth.
Sound like fun?
Fortunately 2 beautiful ladies walked into a bar.....
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-05-2003, 07:27 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Unfortunately, neither of them could speak the local language.
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Glistening moonlight caresses the dewed silk petals of a luscious blood red rose, yearning to be experienced, her sweet lusty fragrance uninhibited and irresistible. ~Donovan~
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02-05-2003, 07:36 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Fortunately there was a tall, dark, sexy man, who was available to translate
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02-05-2003, 08:02 PM
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Unfortunately, he was a prankster and decided to play a trick on the twosome by misinterpreting their words.
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Glistening moonlight caresses the dewed silk petals of a luscious blood red rose, yearning to be experienced, her sweet lusty fragrance uninhibited and irresistible. ~Donovan~
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02-05-2003, 08:18 PM
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Made in England
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Fortunately the prankster's wife overheard as she approached and she offered her services to help.
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02-05-2003, 09:25 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
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Unfortunately her services were to get on her knees and blow.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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02-05-2003, 11:58 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Fortunately, the ladies were so distracted they didn't listen to a word the man said.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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02-06-2003, 12:03 AM
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Unfortunately, the two mistook the Blowjob for a local custom, and proceeded to grab the closest two men and blow them!
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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull
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02-06-2003, 12:11 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Fortunately, the men were receptive to two attractive women unzipping their pants.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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02-06-2003, 12:17 AM
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Unfortunately, their wives weren't!
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"-and the all time winner, has got him by the balls" - Jethro Tull
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02-06-2003, 01:09 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Fortunately, there were two other men who offered their sexual services to the two wives.
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02-06-2003, 01:13 AM
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Registered User
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Unfortuneately, they weren't attractive and had STDs
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02-06-2003, 01:39 AM
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Working Stiff
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Fortunately the wives had condoms and paper bags....
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02-06-2003, 01:41 AM
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unforutnately the paperbags had holes and the condom broke
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02-06-2003, 07:15 AM
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Scottish Angel
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fortunately--------there was a doctor closeby who had penicillin and sellotape
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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!
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