Here it is for all you bottom dwellers! Up Your Butt With A Coconut ( or something like that)

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

...i bet that curling brush was particularly painful...XD

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don't tax my gig so hardcore, cruster.

human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies. that kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?

Strange, not a single mention of someone with his head up his ass...guess that's not considered a foreign object (certainly wouldn't be at my place of employment)

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

rofl at scotzoidman that was really funny

Some things on that list are unbeleiveable......

Really glad to see there was 31 other people caught with a bottle

lol.

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Tomorrow has not come-tomorrow may never come-at the moment tomorrow does not exist. there is only today, and today is ours.

Carpe Diem---- Sieze the Day