> Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and
> says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the
> men that dominated their women on earth and the other
> for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I
> want all the women to go with St. Peter."
>
> Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are
> gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that
> were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in
> the line of men that dominated their women, there was only
> one man.
>
> God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of
> yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all
> whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons
> that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell
> them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
> line?"
>
> And the man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to
> stand here."

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

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Haste makes waste!I just reread the title & it should have been-Wives,not
Wifes. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Lol

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

thank you for that Irish, it was bothering me

Come the revolution, you'll all be sorry!

Downtrodden men of the world UNITE!
Throw off your shackles and...

What? Yes maam, I'm done here. Yes dear, I am on the way. Whatever you say dear.

Sheesh. Foiled again.

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.