10-13-2004, 02:31 PM
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I LOVE having a Woody!
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things you can't do on a water bed!
let's see how many things we can think of NOT to do on a waterbed...
You definitely should NOT play lawn darts!
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10-13-2004, 02:41 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-13-2004, 02:59 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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^^^^  ^^^^
It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed. |
10-13-2004, 03:02 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed.
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I know. 
I mean, yeah...you're probably right! 
It's not advisable to joust in your waterbed either. As a matter of fact...that one might even be on the warning label.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-13-2004, 03:14 PM
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Loungin' Around
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You can't leave the candles on the waterbed...they might burn through the plastic and cause a flood. 
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-13-2004, 03:14 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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It's not a good idea to play golf on your waterbed.
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10-13-2004, 03:16 PM
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Osuche might find this one particularily useful...
You can't rake your waterbed.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-14-2004, 12:58 AM
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Southern Belleified
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Originally Posted by WildIrish
You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.
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Ah from guns to bayonets WI. Your wicked. When you climb into bed with you Mrs do you cry out "Once more into the breach."?
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Half of a set :halo:
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10-14-2004, 02:51 AM
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Rollercoasters ROCK!!!!!!
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AHHH The Waterbed Brings Back Such Fondling Memories!
 You cannot sleep in one filled with water that's not heated........ (at least not, and awaken well rested and limber!!) 
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10-14-2004, 03:33 AM
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Just me.
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You shouldn't let pet unicorns lay on the bed. |
10-14-2004, 10:09 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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It's not a good idea to have a bunch of cats on your waterbed.
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10-14-2004, 12:04 PM
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Loungin' Around
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You cannot play with pins on your water bed.....so acupuncture treatments are out. 
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-14-2004, 12:11 PM
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Just me.
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Easily use it as a source of drinking water if you wake up a bit thirsty.
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10-14-2004, 12:18 PM
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You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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10-14-2004, 12:34 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Originally Posted by WildIrish
You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.
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As long as your neck is supported by my...ummm...thigh  ...We should be OK.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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