What 5 reason would you use for not cleaning up the basement right now?

1. Someone stole my basement

2. I'd rather give __________ hours of oral sex

3. I heard noises down there and fear it's either Lilith's dungeon or a gateway to hell.

4. I have a paper cut and can't risk the infection

5. I am attempting to set a Guiness World Record for simultaneous perving.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

It's too deep

It's too dark

It's too wet

It's too hot

It's too swollen...Wait! What are we talking about again? *WEG*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

1. I'm afraid of the dark.

2. I'm afraid of spiders.

3. My allergies are acting up.

4. The voices in my head told me not to...lol

5. If you want it cleaned that bad, do it yourself.

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

campingboy,

Who needs a reason?

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Eudaimonia

1) It is the basement!
2) It is full of husbands tools etc.
3) It is the basement!
4) When we bought this house there was a tombstone by the basement door.
5) Did I mention "it is the basement and I live in FLORIDA"!?

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~ me! ~

LMAO

1. i'll do it tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that or...
2. there's way too much stuff in the way.
3. you said YOU'D do it!
4. if it was supposed to be clean, they'd call it the family room.
5. we don't have a basement, only a cellar.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose