Just idea - Thought it might be fun to make each other laugh when the most off the wall personals we could think to create. Only rule is that you:
Have to use the last word of the person who wrote the personal before you.
>>> Single Albino male seeks red-eyed companion for stamp licking and scabplay. Familiarity with kitty litter brands and an openness to living in small confined spaces a plus . Must be a Steve Guttenberg fan!
Milk ladden momma seeks a good little boy who still likes to breastfeed. Wants someone who's not afraid to get a spanking when he's bad and isn't afraid to go around the house all day in his diaper.
and I think this is a really cute idea for a thread... thanks
__________________ Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. Aimee Mullins
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry. Diane Frolov
Plus size potential women need only apply. Fatty-loving man looking for a woman to feed until immobile. I've got the food bib, just need the babe. I like to start with a blank canvas, so no fatties please!
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