12-31-2005, 04:37 AM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 8,180
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Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
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Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"
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