01-25-2006, 07:13 PM
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The Worst Thing A Woman Has Said To You?
Time to return the favour. Its not just the blokes who say the wrong things. Lets hear what the women have said.
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01-25-2006, 07:16 PM
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Heres Mine
While trying out a new position and lining up, she screamed at me "Just get it in!". Nothing like that sort of thing to upset the hydraulics. I should have dumped her there and then...
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01-25-2006, 07:17 PM
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Manwhore
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Girlfriend: I fucked <best friends name> last night.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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01-25-2006, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Aqua
Girlfriend: I fucked <best friends name> last night.
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Ouch! Was it an out-of-nowhere comment?
Aqua: Please pass the salt.
Aquaesse: I fucked Dave last night.
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01-25-2006, 08:05 PM
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Manwhore
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Originally Posted by Steph
Ouch! Was it an out-of-nowhere comment?
Aqua: Please pass the salt.
Aquaesse: I fucked Dave last night.
OUCH! What a bitch!
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That's almost how it went down. I was finishing up closing the place where I worked. The fucked up thing was her and I had sex the night before, she went to 'Dave's' house afterward.
I swear, the top 100 worst things a woman ever said to me were all from the same person. Obviously I stayed with her FAR too long.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-25-2006, 08:18 PM
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Top one-freaking-hundred?
You could write a bitter short story?
Was that the end of it?
Sorry for being so curious, it's just unbelievably brutal, Aqua!
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01-25-2006, 08:27 PM
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Manwhore
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Oh no... that was just the beginning. I was so whipped when I was with that woman, it's not even funny. She ended up dumping me for a guy she went to school with and I am soooooo glad she did. It hurt like hell at the time, but I basically got my life back. A couple weeks later when she wanted to get back together with me I was able to give her a friendly 'Hell no.'
Bonjour Jacques! 
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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