It's back.

The hair!

Right. in. the. middle. of. my. FOREHEAD.

That one single inch long hair waving seductively at me in the mirror.

How long has it been there?
How the HELL did it grow so long without my noticing?
Who has noticed it and not told me?
All my friends?
Family?
My gyno?
The neighbors?
Cashier at the grocery store maybe?



That's just not right. Only cavewomen named Og have a single long hair growing out of their forehead. Good grief!!

Anyone else have a mild shock or surprise this week?


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OMG RandyGal, I'm dying here! You totally crack me up... rotflmao!

I can't say that there are any hairs growing from strange places (at least, none that I'm aware of!), but I've recently seen some boogies hanging on a shirt sleeve (NOT mine, thank God!) that the wearer was unaware of and that was pretty damn funny too.... yes, I know I have a sick sense of humor *WEG*

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LMAO! my hair scare is my uni-brow! the hairs are fine and light from many years of plucking and waxing, but i OBSESS over them, i know they are there! you might not see them but they ARE there!

my dad has uni-brow...do my brothers have it?? Nooooo. Lizz, the only daughter, gets it. Thanks Dad! lol

for as much as i like genetics and studying them, i lothe my own, lol

I started realizing this week...for the first time in 29 years...that one tit is slightly smaller than the other.

YIKES! I've been walking around lopsided and didn't know it!

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Sounds like the rogue hair I find on the outer edge of my ear from time to time...has that same characteristic, I never notice it growing, it just seems to pop out, fully grown & ready to pluck...until next time...
maybe not as annoying as the wild hair I used to get on the side of my nose...it would pop up, light & fine, not visible to anyone but me...but it was in a very strategic location, right in my line of sight when the light would catch it a certain way, & it was all I could see...of course, it was hard to see it in the mirror as well, so it would elude my attempts to find it & pluck it...now that I think about it, maybe it's still there, but I just can't see it anymore with these middle-aged eyes...

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Um.......there is a gal at work who has so much chin hair I just want to grab a razor and tell her to shave. I would be very embarresed to walk around with that much facial hair.