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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

I think the best way for any authority to initiate total disregard and contempt for itself is to decree laws that are completely unenforceable.

I think they just did it.

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I think I'd love to be the defendant in the courtroom when they read my charges:

"IowaMan, you are accused of performing oral sex on a lady and penetrating her vaginally with your penis from behind. How do you plead?"

Of course I'm making the assumption that my sex life would be any better in Alabama than it is here in Iowa. It's nice to know though that if it was that I could technically be arrested for it.

Interesting world we live in.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I think its why radio stations in Florida have for years did running gags about giving away a sex toy to someone in Alabama.

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So what kind of offense would it be considered if somebody were to get caught with a sex toy? A misdemeanor or something maybe similar to a minor having alcohol or something? (At least I think that's what it would be considered, it was when I was 18 and got caught with beer.)

If there are adult stores in Bama do they just sell magazines and videos then?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

How much money does someone need to have to buy a sex TOWN?

Yes, I can interpret that it was supposed to be "toys", after all I am fluent in TYPO.

Makes me kind of glad I moved away from Bama a few years ago, because when I was there I (apparently) did lots of illegal stuff.