
01-11-2010, 05:00 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Happy B'day IowaMan!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IOWAMAN!
From the middle of the heartland,
In a tiny little town,
Is a favorite of all Pixies,
A great guy all around!
Today's his special birthday,
And we hope he celebrates,
With fair damsels at his beck and call,
And oysters on his plate.
Then the ladies form a line,
Ready to perform,
The ritual of butt spanking,
On the day that he was born!

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01-11-2010, 07:28 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
Posts: 17,687
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Happy birthday IowaMan.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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01-11-2010, 11:26 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: At the bottom of the great big Vegemite jar
Posts: 12,199
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Happy Birthday. 
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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01-11-2010, 02:23 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Happy Birthday! Wishing you all the best for this upcoming year. 
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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01-11-2010, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: okla.
Posts: 9,323
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Happy Birthday IowaMan!!!
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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned
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01-11-2010, 10:32 PM
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Causer of Unrest
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Arizona
Posts: 4,005
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Happy Birthday, IowaMan. Hope it was great!
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