A relevant joke...

What's the difference between a porcupine & a BMW?








A porcupine carries its pricks on the outside

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Funny story (the second one).
Just a pity to have to say that I knew it already. Just that it was not gasoline, it was alcohol from treating a wound, the rest was the same...
Soooooooo...????

There comes that story to my mind where a woman finds a microwave oven standing at the border of the street. She carries it with her.
Later the police is ringing at her door saying they would like to get back their radar trap. Ha-Ha.

Or that story of somebody buying a yucca palm tree that later at home started doing a beeping sound. They found out that there was a tarantula breeding inside.

I think there are many stories like that, just the first one was new to me. And it was told well.

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