10-12-2007, 04:57 PM
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Leo was right
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The class bully getting their very well earned due.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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10-13-2007, 08:01 AM
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My veggie kid telling me that he will take care of me when the mad cow gets me.
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10-24-2007, 10:31 PM
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Missing the Angels
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IM1469's hard on response in asile 9.
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10-25-2007, 08:03 AM
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Awesome on my Own
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Mayhem and I were watching a porno clip from youporn last night (Fucking on a Public Bus) and the way that our PC is set up, the arm of the couch is right in front of the monitor screen. Our large grey cat decided that it was a perfect time to sit on the arm of the couch and watch....but that wasn't the funny part. She moved her head round and round whilst the actress's boobs were jiggling in a round and round motion--and then the scene cut to some in out motion and the cat's head went back and forth in time with the in out motion!!!
I died! I laughed so hard tears were streaming out my eye, I couldn't breathe, and nearly peed myself! Mayhem was about in the same shape as I was!
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10-25-2007, 11:25 AM
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Loungin' Around
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A Board member who wants to go against the grain.
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-25-2007, 01:41 PM
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Mr Lizzardbits
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Originally Posted by lizzardbits
Mayhem and I were watching a porno clip from youporn last night (Fucking on a Public Bus) and the way that our PC is set up, the arm of the couch is right in front of the monitor screen. Our large grey cat decided that it was a perfect time to sit on the arm of the couch and watch....but that wasn't the funny part. She moved her head round and round whilst the actress's boobs were jiggling in a round and round motion--and then the scene cut to some in out motion and the cat's head went back and forth in time with the in out motion!!!
I died! I laughed so hard tears were streaming out my eye, I couldn't breathe, and nearly peed myself! Mayhem was about in the same shape as I was!
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Oh god was i ever
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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen
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10-25-2007, 06:54 PM
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My boss telling me she likes me as a red head.
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10-26-2007, 12:09 AM
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Loungin' Around
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A great dinner with lots of funny stories
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-28-2007, 01:40 PM
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Leo was right
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Not really sure why I'm laughing because it actually hurts like a mother but my cat Lou just decided that I needed to have a pierced ear. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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10-30-2007, 02:10 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Being asked point blank what I think about my company's executive management, and dodging the question adroitly.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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10-31-2007, 12:23 PM
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Leo was right
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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10-31-2007, 01:06 PM
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pixie of the wood
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my daughter telling me that she kind of believes in god but that god didn't make the earth, cause it's a planet and was made from spinning rocks, or the universe but he did make pluto. see how badly that dumbass change screwed up my kid?  |
11-01-2007, 12:30 AM
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Melted
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The bus I took home from the bar tonight - the driver, who was dressed like a pirate, had decorated the bus with autumn leaves, glowing and blinking pumpkins and orange and black balloons, and gave candy to the passengers!!! It was great! 
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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11-01-2007, 11:48 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Doesn't she know?
Guys don't read the instructions! 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Having a co-worker tell me that he was back to normal....and wondering what "normal" meant.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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