Personally Id have to think the guys have more to share, But you never know.
I was wondering what the weirdest thing you've used to get off is. Myself i've used one of those worm things thats like a sleeve and hard to hang onto. It was sitting there and i figured what the fuck, worked ok.

But there has to be other things just as weird. Homemade things, etc etc.

Love to hear some of the things used, I know i cant be the only one thats used weird things in a pinch.

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Roses are Red, Pickles are Green,
I like Your legs, And whats In between.

Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.
[Points to Silent Bob]
Jay: None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Apparently, you are.

We of the Pixies Temperence League are shocked.

Lil, should he be beaten?

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Well I wouldn't know about this first hand, me being such a sweet innocent teddy bear, but I have heard of candles and cucumbers being used.

and speaking of teddy bears, i had a teddy bear with a hard little plastic nose. rode that poor little bear to puffs of stuff.

is that weird?

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

yes but we love you that way

And BUTTTT of course OldFart he should be beaten. They all should. You first???

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

My first memories are of my masturbating in the crib with any number of stuffed animals, and that continued well into my elementary years despite my mother confiscating those animals when she caught me. She attempted on numerous occasions to shame me into quitting, but it never took. Among others, there was this elephant that had a music box in it, and its trunk moved with the music...

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OTP, siempre

My photo threads...

Latest: Cool April Morning

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Stories
Thank You, Come Again / Robyn's Roommate / Seamus, Charlotte, and the Showgirl / God, It's Good to Be Queen

"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

I'm waiting for a response like "Portnoy's Complaint"!

Anyone remember that?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~