Perhaps the humor is lost in translation, friend. Did the voice come from the hair, or was it intended to come from the cupboard?

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Go then. There are other worlds than these.

ROFL... I would think the voice came from the cupboard...

I got it........

At least all you blinkers did not scratch your eyeballs out

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No



Of course.

Although, I have no idea why you imply that there is some connection between the two questions...

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

C'mon! The story's a classic (and fucking old too, for that matter)!

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

OMG! I think I am going to be sick, why did you have to put that picture in my mind. I won't sleep tonight now.

Some people are just too hard to please.

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"Bend over and allow me to corkscrew you."

I told this joke to a friend at work " a kids walks in and looks and says Mom !!!! and you spanked me for sucking my Thumb" He looked at me real funny and says thats not funny Craig told you didn't he? I looked at him and asked what the hell he was talking about , He told me just the night before His 3 yr old walked in and caught his wife giving him head , He had Told our buddy Craig at break and thought he had told me Lol I laughed and said well now you can never spank him for sucking his thumb lol He said his wife said she was never gonna give him head again....That was about six months ago and he says she has yet to give him head . Poor Guy

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If I have to explain it you wouldn't understand

Don't Judge Me By Your Ignoance

I had Rather Be Hated for What I am Than Loved For What I am Not .

i've walked in on my parents.....when i was really young...and i've had a couple of close calls myself being caught mid-act,but nothin serious thankfully, or else, yea i'd prolly be scarred! lol

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Xs and Os,
Kristin

Well my son walked in on my husband and myself 69ing it. My rear was facing towards our door and I am on my back. My husband is hovering over me. I have his cock in my mouth and I am also juggling so to speak. My husband is licking my shaven pussy as I am about to cum my husband slides an object into my pussy. I gasp and try looking around to see what that was. As I look that way I see my son standing there with a puzzled look on his face. I yell CLOSE MY DOOR BACK! My husband looks up and rolls off of me. Hmm tramatized .......... I THINK SO!

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Who do you think the "friend" I started the thread about was????^^^

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I caught my parents one time, it was sort of embarrasing. I was 20 year old though, and it kinda made me proud of them. LOL! I hope that when I am there age I am still getting it on!! Congrats mom and dad, I just don't want to hear it - see it - or walk in on it!

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Shit I never though MY parents would do THAT!!!!

then again how did they get 4 kids

I caught my dad jerking off once - I still go for counsiling but I can't get the picture out of my head.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........Yes please Doctor I'd love the EST now!

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