Boxing the Clown

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

strokin'

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

Floggin' the log

Coaxing the cum

Fingerin' the folds

For all the ladies:

Diddling the Doorway (Forgot where I heard this one)

finger-banging for the ladies

and

i gotta straighten something out for the fellas

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HLUCN8N

gettin head from HANDgela

spanking the monkey

For the Ladies:

Double clicking the mouse

See now y'all know why in the 50's a girls excuse not to go on a date was cause she was "washing her hair"

This would ;probably;make no sense to the younger members.At
;my age;you can really see;how the acceptance;of things has changed.When I was going out with my future wife;in the early
'60s;we would engage in mutual masturbation;almost every day.
I was in the service then;and when I went back to my room;I would;usually;masturbate again;reliving ;previous events in my head!I never told my girlfriend(now wife).We never discussed
individual masturbation.You were a "pervert";if you did THAT.Female masturbation;was never admitted.Only loose girls
did that.Above all;you or the girl;never told anyone else.You thought;that;you were the only one that indulged.After; we were
married;my wife told me that she did so almost nightly.The younger members wouldn't understand how;taboo;that act was
looked upon!My wife told me that the girls;used to joke;among
themselves;about boys doing it but it was something that females
never did;How times change!!(For the better) Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I understand what you are saying about the changes that have taken place over time. I know what things were like back then. Except for one thing ………. How the fuck did you get “your” room? The barracks I was in had 25 – 50 guys per “room”.

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This should go here even though it’s a re-post of CHOKING the CHICKEN that was inspired by a MYSTERY lady from Pixies!

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Pantyfanatic.........what exactly, besides the dick, is that? *LOL*

Actually was just a couple Avery colored dot stickers. It was done rather spontaneously when Lilith was harassing me on another thread a few months ago.

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