and a lady in the building is reporting a problem with the light fixture over her desk. "One of the three lamps in the fixture is flickering and it's quite distracting."

I tell her "I'll call the electrician. If they can have someone out to swap out the ballast today...it'll be all set. If they can't get here until Monday, I'll come up and disable the lamp so it doesn't drive you crazy."

"Thank you."


The electrician does call back, and he can't get here before they leave so it makes no sense to pay overtime when he can come on Monday morning to take care of it. It's all set.

I grab a step-stool and make my way up to her cubicle. She see's me approach and says "Are you here to fix my light?" and I reply.....













"No, I'm dropping off a stool sample." :dizzy: :grin: :wobble:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Here's your sign...

*snorts* again

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lilith took my line.



Lilith, you snort stealer! :dizzy:


WildIrish, you reminded me of my dearly departed father's favorite favorite joke.



















Oh, you want me to tell you? Maybe later. LMAO
(I'm late for dinner) *fast exit, stage left*

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

ROLF....WI...you make life so fun!

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

adds her *snort* to the chorus

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'm betting *she* was one of my co-workers hehehehehe

Stool sample? One leg or two? :dizzy:

Nevermind.