BAPTIST BRA

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the sales lady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 30AA." With a quizzical look the sales lady asked? "What kind of bra?"

He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

Ah, now I remember" said the sales lady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the

Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"

The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the Masses.

The Salvation Army lifts up the Fallen. Presbyterian type keeps them Staunch and Upright."

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?"

They," she replied, "Make Mountains out of Mole-Hills."

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Bra Sizes

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters
used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.

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