Here's something you can try at home and report back... I found it to be entertaining.

THE ANCIENT ART OF PENIS READING
A GUIDE FOR WOMEN CRYSTAL BALLS NOT INCLUDED

The art of Penis Reading reveals man's inner nature... just the way palm reading does (but much more fun!)

Want to know if he's a keeper? Will he be good in bed? Is he likely to stray? The penis knows all and tells all - from hidden talents to favorite indulgences. If you want to know a man, get to know his penis. Astroglide uncovers secret knowledge, based on ancient Vedic legends as revealed in Tantra, Shaman, and Gypsy lore.

"IF A MAN'S EYES ARE THE MIRROR OF HIS SOUL, THEN HIS PENIS IS THE PERISCOPE."

For as long as the human race has existed, we have searched for clues to self-awareness, and the human body itself is often the key to unlocking the mysteries of the soul. Only to those who possess the knowledge and understanding, will the body reveal its secrets.

Teachers of the Indian practice of Tantra have long understood the mystical link between body and spirit, between sexuality and spirituality. The shamans of tribal cultures around the world understand that the physical form holds truths that can reveal a person's true nature. And today, the old arts of palmistry, phrenology and the interpretation of moles are well-known.

But to really know the man, it's necessary to understand the thousand-year-old art of Penis Reading.

Step 1: Determine Penis Size

Length of Erect Penis

Large 7.25”
Average 6.20”
Small 5.75”

Girth of Erect Penis

Large 5.50”
Average 4.75”
Small 4.00”

Step 2: Determine Penis Type

The Club:
Noticeably longer and thicker than average, with heavy pigmentation and little tapering. Testes are low-hanging, dark-colored and heavy.

· Lots of stamina during lovemaking
· Slightly inhibited in bed, unless otherwise directed, will always pick the missionary position
· Possesses strength and determination. Knows what he wants and usually gets it
· Not commitment shy-makes a faithful husband and lover
· Enjoys the outdoors; prefers more physical sports (football, soccer-to golf)
· Honest and straightforward

Hidden Talents: Gardening and Dancing
Best love match: A woman who adores his unreconstructed maleness. Cook for him and give him a comfortable home, and a Club male will never stray.
Indulgences: Down comforters, roaring fires, Czech beer

The Javelin:
Long, slender, well proportioned penis, light in color, with a shaft that tapers from base to tip and high, firm testicles. Javelins frequently have a pronounced curve to the right or left, but the shape overall is slim and elegant.

· A natural leader, a quick thinker who can take decisive action
· A connoisseur with sophisticated tastes in food, wine and women
· Success-oriented and ambitious, may place more importance on his career than his romances
· Imaginative, uninhibited lover
· May be quick to anger, argumentative
· Enjoys flirtations and frequently succumbs to temptation
· Commitment-shy-great for flings, but a risk for long-term relationships

Hidden Talents: Carpentry, languages
Best Love Match: An independent woman with her own career. If you're elusive, he's persistent. Entice him with your cool unavailability, your sophisticated love-making.
Indulgences: Veuve Cliquot Rich Reserve, Japanese erotic woodcuts, Prada knits.

The Millstone:
Shorter than average, but unusually thick, with a wide head. Testes are large, pendulous and rough-textured.

· Values friendship more than success or money;
· Can be stubborn; defies logic and reasoning when clinging to an established point of view
· Great with kids-instinctively knows how to hold a baby or talk to a sulky teenager
· Family-oriented
· Convivial and generous-a warm, welcoming host
· A creative, inventive lover who aims to please

Hidden talents: Sewing (especially petit point), tennis
Best Love Match: A woman who gets along with his buddies. If you enjoy spur-of-the moment dinner parties, huge family gatherings, and don't mind cooking Thanksgiving dinner every year, he's your guy.
Indulgences: Entertaining friends and family on a grand scale; crisp, white bed linen; aquavit encased in ice.

The Dart:
Somewhat smaller and thinner than average, and light color. Texture is smooth, with pale, firm testicles.

· Can be a "mighty mite" between the sheets;
· Intensely competitive;
· The most in touch with his feminine side of all penis types;
· Excellent at communicating. This is a man you can talk to;
· Quick to anger, but seldom holds a grudge;
· A short attention span-enjoys changing jobs, cities, women.

Hidden Talents: Music (loves karaoke night at the local pub!),closet organizing
Best Love Match: A confident, feminine woman who wants a friend and lover. To keep him interested, don't reveal yourself all at once-let him know you have unexplored depths and he'll keep looking for more.
Indulgences: Gin & Tonic with lots of lime; hot sun, white beaches, blue water; back rubs.


Have fun! Let me know if you need help... I'd be happy to oblige with a reading.

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