
01-11-2010, 05:00 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Happy B'day IowaMan!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IOWAMAN!
From the middle of the heartland,
In a tiny little town,
Is a favorite of all Pixies,
A great guy all around!
Today's his special birthday,
And we hope he celebrates,
With fair damsels at his beck and call,
And oysters on his plate.
Then the ladies form a line,
Ready to perform,
The ritual of butt spanking,
On the day that he was born!

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