Jack Nicholson has been asked to stop walking around his new home in Nebraska naked.

Locals have been left stunned after getting an eyeful when they popped round to get a glimpse of the legendary hellraiser.

One neighbour said: "Our delight turned to shock when we discovered that Jack walks around his house at all hours in the nude — apparently not caring whether the curtains are drawn.

"It was really quite odd and it was the talk of the town. I mean, we wanted to see Jack in person but this was ridiculous."

The Easy Rider star and renowned ladies' man recently revealed that he "doesn't have the same libido" that he once possessed.

But according to his neighbours, on-again-off-again girlfriend Lara Flynn Boyle was a regular visitor.

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