Piddling

Piddle on the sidewalk,
Piddle in the park.
Piddle on the kitchen floor,
That should raise some sparks.

Piddle to make puddles,
Piddle to dye snow gold,
Piddle in your pants though,
And you’re way too young or old.

Piddle in the morning,
Piddle then at night,
Piddle in the wrong direction
You may just start a fight.

Piddle when you’re all alone,
Piddle in a crowd,
Piddle, piddle everywhere,
At least where it’s allowed.

Piddle in a steady stream, or,
Piddle in short squirts.
Piddle till the bladder’s done,
That’s the way it works.

Piddling is quite normal,
Piddling’s in natures plan,
Piddling as a poem theme?
Well, it’s just not worth a damn.