30 years - what a long strange trip

1972: Long hair
2002: Longing for hair


1972: The perfect high
2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund


1972: KEG
2002: EKG


1972: Acid rock
2002: Acid reflux


1972: Moving to California because it's cool
2002: Moving to California because it's warm


1972: Growing pot
2002: Growing pot belly


1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


1972: Seeds and stems
2002: Roughage


1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
2002: Popping joints


1972: Killer weed
2002: Weed killer


1972: Hoping for a BMW
2002: Hoping for a BM


1972: The Grateful Dead
2002: Dr. Kevorkian


1972: Going to a new, hip joint
2002: Receiving a new hip joint


1972: Rolling Stones
2002: Kidney Stones


1972: Being called into the principal's office
2002: Calling the principal's office


1972: Screw the system
2002: Upgrade the system


1972: Disco
2002: Costco


1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved


1972: Taking acid
2002: Taking antacid


1972: Passing the drivers' test
2002: Passing the vision test


1972: Whatever
2002: Depends

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.