OK, I am ashamed of this now, but when I was 18, I pretended to faint.
He picked me up and put me on the bed, and I seduced him...

it was a cheap trick, but the sex was WONERFUL

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho