I recently visited Canada for the first time during my honeymoon. This is what I leanred:

It isn't cold, it's freezing. I now know the difference.
Canadian INS are unbeleivaby entertained by a suitcase full of various sex toys.
They are not so entertained by pocket knifes.
The beer ISN'T as strong as everyone says, but it is good.
Canada doesn't have a one dollar bill, but there is a coin.
$1US = $2CAN. )


All and all, I thought it to be a wonderful place.

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-Deno