> >>What's the difference between sin & shame?
> >>It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
> >>
> >>Why is air alot like sex?
> >>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> >>
> >>What's the difference between light & hard?
> >>You can sleep with a light on.
> >>
> >>Why is sex like a bridge game?
> >>You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
> >>
> >>What's the definition of macho?
> >>Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
> >>
> >>Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
> >>Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
> >>
> >>What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
> >>A cherry float.
> >>
> >>What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
> >>BEAT IT - we're closed.

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