THE
NEXT
SURVIVOR
SERIES


Six married men

will be dropped

on an island

with

1 car

and

4 kids

each,

for 6 weeks.

Each kid plays two sports
and either
takes
music or
dance classes.
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There is no access to fast food.

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Each man must
take care of his 4 kids,
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
etc.
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The men only have
access to television
When the kids are asleep and
all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them
and .







there is NO REMOTE

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The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
which they must apply themselves,
either while driving or
while making four lunches.


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They must attend weekly PTA meetings;
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clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;
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make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and
one marker;
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and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
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The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.







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The last man wins ...

only if ...







he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
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If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over again
for the next 18-25 years ... eventually earning the right to be called "Mother."

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