A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow, the horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm, but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving his friend from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!". Grab my thingy and pull yourself up". The chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story: If your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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