but an FM radio as well!

First of all, we appreciated your purchasing of our radio pen. It functions as a ball-pen and FM Radio while driving, walking, learning, etc. Therefore, customers can now get rid of their old, boring traditional pen (like seperated with the radio individually.) We not only can memo something anywhere anytime but also enjoy listening to music. Broadcast. news at the same time.


The above is the actual opening statement of a product I just received, word for word. It made me laugh... Anyone else have other examples of this kind of thing? In instruction manuals, on street signs, anywhere else?

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In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these