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Old 01-02-2004, 02:35 PM
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Exclamation Tanning Your ............. What?!?!?!

Once there was a man, a very tan man, except on his genitals. He went to the doctor and asked what he should do. The doctor prescribed him a full day at the beach with specific instructions. He was to bury his entire body under the sand except for his genitals.


One day two older women were taking their morning stroll down the beach. As they were walking along they came upon .........

"What is that?" the first women said as she took a stick and tapped it.

"Oh I know what it is." replied the second women.

"In my twenties I thought about it,

In my thirties I asked for it,

in my fourties I begged for it,

in my fifties I prayed for it,

in my sixties I payed for it,

and now the damn things are growing wild
and I am too old to squat!!"

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