I know I have promised some of the senior pixie's that I would never post here again, but after talking to my good friend Succubus Kitty about the joys of slavery, I had gotten this wonderful idea:

I am willing to become a sex slave. Yes, that is right I am hoping that there is a very wonderful and rich pixie out there who reads this and is hoping to adopt one very fat, hairy 24 y/o man on high blood pressure medication who as a result sometimes has trouble getting it up.

Here is what you get in return:

-A life time of giggles and bad puns as you share your home with a humorist.
-Intelligent conversations on topics ranging from sex to chemical engineering.
-Seeing a young artist still stuggling to find his voice to express his genius.
-Infinite papal blessings from a real life Pope.*
-Cannonization**
-My infinite graditude and devoted service.
-Non stop sex with a big, hairy guy as long as my tounge and penis hold out.

Here are the rules:

-No humiliation.
-No tying me up.
-No watersports.
-No Physical abuse.
-No means no and "FNORD!" is a word of control used by the Illuminati.

Simply, put a roof over my head, feed me (about $100/mo.), pay all my credit card and student loan bills (about $500/mo.), maintain my current standard of living (Electricity, running, water, DSL, and a DVD player), medical bills (check up is every 6 months and I take blood pressure medication and happy pills), have sex with me about once a month, and I will be your indentured servant for the next seven years.

Yes, it really is that simple! Treat me like your bitch! Kids doing math homework you can't understand? Now is the chance to hire your very own nerd to do it for you! Lying awake at night just wishing you had your own cuddle bear who will tell you bizarre tales of gods gone mad sure to chill you to the bone? Ever been curious to know what a man with an enlarged pineal gland can do?

Respond now by sending a PM to Succubus Kitty since I never check mine anymore. I also attached my pic so you know I am real and not jsut some pervert posing as a fat, hairy guy in his 20's.

Soooooo many guys online pretending to be unattractive nerds jsut to get the good masters. I am the real deal.

*By Pope I mean a Pope of Discord (me), but really that could be anyone.

**Actual Cannonization by a real honest to goodness Catholic Pope. Cause putting up with me without killing me ould take the paitience of a saint.

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