Here's a useless quiz!

The intro:

So we've all taken the tests, right? They tell you what muppet character you're most like, what eating utensil is best for you, what color your aura is. But in the end I think we can all admit that they're totally useless. That's why I made this test, which is officially useless and tells you so right off the bat so you won't get any false notions or big ideas about it.