Sent: Thursday, June 03, 2004 12:32 PM
Subject: FW: Train Ticket




> Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl.
> At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
> women buy just one ticket.
>
> "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one
> of the men.
>
> "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats
> but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
>
> Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
>
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
>
> The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,after the
> game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.
>
> When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but
> see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!
>
> "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man.
>
> "Watch and learn," answer the women.
>
> When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
> and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
>
> Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet
> and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
>
> The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
>
> I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!!!

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