Just got this from a friend and though you ... especially Lilith ... would want to know ...

BENTONVILLE, ARK(AP)-- --Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The worlds's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, Said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at RogerWilliamsUniversityin Bristol, R.I.She said: "The right name is important".

So here we go:

The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine..

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the Number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine....

1. Nasti Spumante