Rodney Dangerfield has passed away at 82. reports say he never truly recovered from recent heart surgery.

Quotes attributed to him:

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Life is just a bowl of pits.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. -- (Back to School, 1986)

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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