Oh man, there's absolutely no way I could pick just one. Lately I've sort of been wanting to take a trip around the neighborhood where the Desperate Housewives live and go door to door going down on each of them though. How could that not be fun????

On a typical day though I'd probably say that my list would begin with Meg Ryan or Halle Berry. No wait, Sandra Bullock or Salma Hayek. Hmmm, then again I have always wished I could go back in time to be with Lauren Bacall. Ooooh, and then there are a couple of ladies on our local newscasts that just make the blood rush from my brain straight to my crotch whenever I see them. I've always sort of wanted to be with Oprah too. Damn, I just can't make up my mind on this one.