The problem is pretty simple - instead of a powerful explosion resulting in an impressive squirt, there is a powerful explosion and a big dribble. The quantity is fine, but I can't squirt. Now when she is expecting a blast to the back of the throat and gets a soggy mess on her tongue, or instead of hoping it will clear the carpet she wonders how she got it all over her hand...well, as you can imagine my confidence is zero and as a result my sex life. So what can I do to get some squirt? Any and all help and advice, suggestions etc are needed and will be appreciated.

In a new relationship and am quite honesty terrified of the look on her face when things don't happen as expected - and honestly, I am expecting fear-induced impotency anyway...so come on pixies, please help me.

(ps I am a regular user, just using a phantom nick - come to your own conclusions)

Thanking you all in advance.