OMG peeps!

He's gonna faint dead away when he sees this in the morning! Oh...I sure hope he has time to open it...hmmmmmmm...just trying to remember his schedule for tomorrow. Yes, I think he can get here! *crosses fingers*

Happy Birthday baby! I've got your present right here *points to nether regions*. I love you with all my heart and soul! If we'd never met all those many years ago...there would be such an empty spot in my heart till the day I die! You fill my every day to the brim and I am so glad we found one another in this vast sea of people making up this planet called Earth! I am a very lucky woman!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~