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Conclusion: A cheap beer cozy can be just as effective as a more expensive cozy, provided you get the right type.


On the other hand, an ineffective can cozy, while it may improve your grip on the can or keep your hand dry, will not do much to keep your beer cold.



So regardless of the price, the ones that work the best are the effective ones. And the ineffective ones don't work well at all.


Sounds to me like they had to make up the conclusion because they drank all the beer before they got any real results!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

What a GREAT research project!

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Eudaimonia

The only thing they didn't test is what the damn things were invented for an that's the heat of your hand when you're hold the beer. those smucks

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

It's good to see that the art of science is not dead.

When I was young(er) a passing fad was the beer brick. This was a block of clay moulded into a cube with a hole in it the size of the bottom third of a beer can. There were fired in a kiln and then painted. The end result was a block which, when frozen, gave a heat sink which kept an open can ice cold.

They disappeared into time with the trilobites and the sabre-toothed gerbil, never again to be seen.

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Here you go, OF:

http://www.georgehart.com/trilobites/trilobite.html

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Excellent, gekkogecko.

Now, what did sabre-toothed gerbils taste like?

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