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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

It was probably hot out and he was chilling out in the cement pond as Ellie May and granny referred to it. Although this was a glass pomd.

Glad the piranahas were out to lunch.

I'm fairly convinced that the piranhas weren't the only ones out to lunch.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Well put.