He was an ass by nature, I have no clue his motivation.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Hey... how come our cadet uniforms don't have any pants?!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

But they do come with these handy knee pads

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

:lust:

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

1. I've been in the nutcracker 9 times, twice as Clara, and a few times in the ABT production.

2. I'm Left Handed.

3. Most of my joints are double jointed

4. I was accepted to The Naval Academy but couldn't attend due to a dance related knee injury that required surgery my senior year in high school.

5. I'm too stubborn for my own good.

6. I gained over 60 pounds my freshman year in college.

7. I was born in a taxi in the harbor tunnel (Baltimore), a full month late and underweight.

8. They were expecting a boy.

9. The singer Mya was my tap teacher when I was young.

10. I met Arnold Schwarzenegger in the fourth grade and was the same height as him.

8.

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche

1. I am a certified floral designer but it is not my career.
2. I make the best fudge in the world (so my kids tell me)
3. Las Vegas is one of my favorite "fun" spots to visit.
4. Would love to go on an Alaskan cruise.
5. I am a kind hearted person but you can't take advantage of me.
6. People who drink too much make me uncomfortable and I tend to avoid them for I have seen how nasty some get when drunk.
7. There are a few Pixies I would like to meet someday.
8. I like to sit at the beach and watch the sun rise.
9. I went back to school at age 30 and had a blast.
10. I love sex but adore making love.

Good luck and best wishes STO - maybe a good dose of Oscar Wilde.

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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.

11. Lately I have been struggling with some mild depression and have found out that I can't be afraid to ask for some help with it.

12. I am back together with my ex, and the sex has been amazing. I have been keeping this secret from everybody!

13. I can drink like a fish and still not really get drunk.

14. I want to get a small, elegant tattoo of a geisha.

15. I have a journal full of poems I've written about anger, lust, and many other things.

16. I'm dying to have a 3-some and get it on tape, too.

17. I was almost lost during a car accident my mom was in while pregnant with me.

18. I am proud of my German and Scandinavian heritage and have collectibles and furnishings that reflect it.

19. I was in love with one guy all through middle and high school. He never loved me back.

20. My mother and I are practically identical when you compare photos of us at certain ages.

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

11. I love laughter.

12. It has been over 3 years since I had sex.

13. I plan on buying several Powerball tickets for tomorrow nite's drawing.

14. I collect Elephant (figurines, statues, tables, pictures, etc)

15. I don't plan on having any more children.

16. I collect Christmas Lifesaver books, (But only those bought for me from my mother).

17. My Biological grandfather is a legendary Clown

18. My favorite car is a Volkswagen

19. I crave acceptance

20. I am hoping for a better year.

Ok, I ignored this one, 'cause I wasn't sure I wanted to do this...
I am trying to limit this to NON -SEXUAL things. (mostly)

1. I was born in the back of a taxi on Halloween day, on the shoulder of Interstate 10 durng rush hour.

2. My parents died together in a car wreck on US 90 west of NO, when I was about to be a junior in Nursing School. I sat out for a semester.

3. I love wine, and wanted to train to be a sommelier when I was a teen, but I was told that as a girl I would never find work. In anger and frustration, I quit learning about wines, and have forgotten most of what I did know.

4. I was almost kicked out of nursing school twice for my behavior.
Once for having sex with a patient in his room on my own time, and another time for slapping a drunk driver in the emergency room.

5. Not only am I an only child, but my only living relatives are distant cousins in France.

6. My Papa caused a scandal at his last university post before coming to the USA for romancing and marrying one of his students. (I know, but my parents are responsible for my being the woman I am)

7. One more year to obtain my MSN in Public Health Nursing.

8. I get into a lot of fights. Real fights, punching and so on. It is a size issue, to avoid being pushed around, and besides, I HATE BULLIES. In HS I was always attacking the girls who bullied the others.

9. I was stalked by someone I met on the web, and who I invited to NO. I was interviewed under a psuedonym by the Times Picayune on the dangers of internet dating.

10. I dream about sex, and sometimes have orgasms in my sleep.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

1. I often want to jump from high places
2. I wish I could dance
3. I love most bridges for their utility and symbolic nature
4. at certain moments sentimental feelings will get me choked up
5. The things I hate the most are the things I am best at doing
6. I never really give anyone the “benefit of the doubt” even though at times I wish I could
7. I want to be gentler but often I simply want to “push the button” on people that annoy me.
8. God watches over me even though I often don’t believe it myself.
9. I am interested and “excited” by almost anything with sexually explicit content
10. I like driving backwards at speed

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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.

I think I will do a IAKaraokeGirl bump on this one.

1... I was a pro-actor back in the 80s
2... I can cook.
3... I like to dance.
4... I can drink a room full of nurses under the table.
5... I am deaf on the left side.
6... I like to travel.
7... I can paint. (Pictures not houses)
8... I like the US and Americans. (But don't tell them that)
9... I sweat too fucking much.
10... I like kissing.

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Half of a set :halo:

1. I study math at college and love it.
2. I'm quite proficient on at least 5 musical instruments.
3. I wish I could act.
4. I'm a survivor of an abusive relationship.
5. I do not get along with my family.
6. It takes alot for me to trust people.
7. I can't drink 10 nurses under the table, but maybe 5.
8. I am very unmotivated.
9. I am a NASCAR fan.
10. I don't like beer.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

11.. I have paintings in many places around the world.
12.. I have been in two earthquakes.
13.. I lived in the same building where a guy killed seven people with a AKM
14.. While nursing I had a 7 year old girl died in my arms.
15.. My first all the way was with a older woman.
16.. My first true love died from a car crash.
17.. I like cats
18.. I like to fly.
19.. I like to ride. [Horses]
20.. My oneliners are deadly.

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Half of a set :halo:

me too

(((((Catch22)))))

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.