Undoubtablely,you must of meant someone

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Volunteers? Are there any volunteers?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Why I'd be surprised if there was any shortage of volunteers

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Zygote... care must be taken to keep this from forming.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Alas I'll have to refer to the dictionary
hhmm Zygote..

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Baby... the bottom line.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Condoms prevent the formation of zygotes.

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Don't you forget where we would all be if it wasn't for zygotes

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Condoms? Oh yes, I believe I've heard of those. Aren't they from the country Condomia?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Eventually Flute Lady will ask me to take her pictures!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Fashionably designed condoms are all the rage in Condomia

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Gadzooks, you don't say?

Hark, methinks I have misplaced my condom!

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

It's another case of zygotes running amok!

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Happiness is not a destination, but a journey, the bumps and chuckholes are just part of the trip!

Jumpin' Jehosaphat, the condom broke!

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.