let's see how many things we can think of NOT to do on a waterbed...

You definitely should NOT play lawn darts!

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one for all, and all for me!

You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

^^^^^^^^


It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I know.


I mean, yeah...you're probably right!



It's not advisable to joust in your waterbed either. As a matter of fact...that one might even be on the warning label.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You can't leave the candles on the waterbed...they might burn through the plastic and cause a flood.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

It's not a good idea to play golf on your waterbed.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Osuche might find this one particularily useful...


You can't rake your waterbed.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

That's why I spend my nekkid leaf time outside. Right where the neighbors' kids can see me.

You can't use any positions that require significant leverage on a waterbed....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This is important ...

You can't flip the mattress over if you're uncomfortable.

<-- Needs to do some hands-on research to determine what cannot be done.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Its definitely not a practical place to setup domino's

and

Its not a place for juggling torches!

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

You can't ice skate on your water bed.

.....at least not in the spring.

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fish

You can't stand on your head on your water bed..

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

Ah from guns to bayonets WI. Your wicked. When you climb into bed with you Mrs do you cry out "Once more into the breach."?

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Half of a set :halo: