04-01-2002, 01:35 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
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You might be a sex addict...
In the spirt of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" I'm proud to bring to Pixies....
You might be a sex addict....
If your workday is interrupted by thoughts of sex.
If your thoughts of sex are interrupted by work.
If you've ever humped your dog's leg.
If you rate pornos by their difficulty level.
If a trip to the hardware store conjures up thoughts of bondage.
If your S/O considers you to be the "All Mighty".
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-01-2002, 03:13 AM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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Nah, I just worked out I can't do without it.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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04-01-2002, 07:14 AM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
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very clever Souls
does that mean I'm a Red Neck Sex Addict?
oooooooooo.......Too much information
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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04-01-2002, 08:14 AM
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Pixaholic in rehab Member
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: between insanity and the doldrums(inother words, t
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my s/o....for some reason calls me ....oh my god.....oh my god......
but you may be a sex addict if you practice daily typing onehanded for those encounters in the chatrooms.....
hummm...guess im a redneck sex addict too....
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A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)
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04-01-2002, 11:59 AM
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Nice but never normal
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: USA
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Lets....yep I fit in almost all of those areas except the hardware store. I must be an addict
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"Even heroes have the right to bleed."
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04-01-2002, 01:32 PM
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Pixaholic in rehab Member
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: between insanity and the doldrums(inother words, t
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damn.....i work it a hardware dept .........uhoh....
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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)
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04-01-2002, 01:48 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
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If a visit to your local ice cream parlor makes you horny (ppl sucking and licking long creamy treats, need i say more).
If furniture shopping criteria involves whether you can easily stand up, bend over, or hang from said object while fucking your S/O.
If a fish market confuses your senses.
If an interest in bdsm turned into a handiman (like your relatives really believe all those hooks are for macrame').
If your fridge/cupboard has more than one of the following items: honey, redi-whip, chocolate syrup, or more strawberries than are used in any recipe.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-01-2002, 01:49 PM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South Dakota
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Hmmmm I am pretty sure all of all those except the dog........I mean I have been with some bitches and some guys I considered dogs but....... 
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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?
Sucks, Fucks & Kisses
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04-01-2002, 02:31 PM
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Pixie Groupie
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Scotland
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I think I'm there on most of them, esp seeing as MrX and I sorta broke the couch the other night...doh!
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04-01-2002, 02:34 PM
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Manwhore
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Location: Pacific Northwest
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If you've ever had an orgasm at your desk at work while looking (or thinking) about Pixies.
MissX ~ Did you at least take pics of you and MrX breaking the sofa?
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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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04-01-2002, 06:39 PM
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dragon mane
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: uk manchester
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you may be asex addict if you walk round town all day and
not be able to find any one you have not had sex with
or have to move to a bigger city to find new sex partners  |
04-01-2002, 11:57 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Location: Alabama
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If you remember all of your ex's by favorite position.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-04-2002, 02:40 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
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If you've paid more on indecent exposure fines than the government took for income tax.
If you have more sex than you do sleep.
If you go through beds like some people go through sox.
If you've had to sound proof your bedroom so you wouldn't wake the kids/neighbors/dogs/anyone in the next state.
If you go to the gym to train for sex.
If your S/O has to sneek outta the house to go to work so as to avoid being tackled back into bed.
If you've gotten more crack than Harlem.
If a fortune cookie actually says that you will 'die in bed'.
If every sex shop owner in town is on a first name basis with you.
If your S/O ices there private parts every night.
If the only difference between a marathon and you having sex is a strip of material at the finish line.
If you lick more pussy than your pet cat.
If you've seen more wiener than Oscar Mayer.
If you've eaten so much pussy you can't help but belch.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-04-2002, 02:46 AM
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I love to eat fish!!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: lookin for fish to eat
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If a fish market confuses your senses
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rotflmao
liked this one very funny.
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If you've ever had an orgasm at your desk at work while looking (or thinking) about Pixies.
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Ive done this one.....made a bit of a mess though. got cum over the desk and floor.
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04-04-2002, 03:17 PM
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Pixaholic in rehab Member
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: between insanity and the doldrums(inother words, t
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OMG SOULS!!!!!!!!!
I was laughing so hard my wife almost thought i was choking on somethin!!!!!!!
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A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)
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