False, although contrary to rumor, I've heard they're rather dry and pleasant to work in.

T or F: You've climbed trees after childhood.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

T … although not for a very long time. Wouldn't now unless something serious compelled me to. Just too old for doing things like that.

T or F: You've ridden on a submarine.

False. No realneed or opportunity.

T or F: You anticipate need to mow the lawn at least two more times this season.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

T … especially with the rain passing through the area. I was amazing how the last couple showers brought back the color green to a lot of brown yards. Bet in a week, we'll be doing the mowing again.

False no mowing for me.


T or F: You enjoy a good night out every once in awhile.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

True. Haven't done that for a while so maybe will have to consider it.

T or F: You keep a small collection of wine for quiet dinners or surprise guests.

False, people here allergic to that stuff.

T or F: The streets in your neighborhood are exceptionally dirty right now.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

F … at least not "exceptionally."

Lines designated driving lanes, crosswalks and parking spaces are freshly painted and that makes things look pretty nice overall. Only where there's construction does it look a little messy.

T or F: You haven't had to wear a jacket yet this fall.

True, I suppose...though I wonder which definition of fall you're using.

T or F:
You find news commentary comedy reporting more accurate than standard 'news" shows.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

T … if it's really comedy.

T or F: You is plum tired of the campaigning and constant requests for money.

True - I wish campaigns couldn't begin until 6 months before the election.

T or F: Dutch Apple Pie is your favorite pie.

False.

T or F: YOu've always wanted to learn a foreign language, but never got around to it.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True. I know a tiny smattering of German, Spanish and Japanese … but wish I knew more.

T or F: You'd love to go to Oberammergau in Bavaria next year to see the Passion Play.

False, no real interest.

T or F:
You've already upgraded tot he latest in "smart" technology (phone, watch, etc)

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

F … when my last phone got lost … I decided not to renew and there's been a lot more peace and quiet.

T or F: You're recently went to the movies.